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Humor & Jokes: Agar Maza NA aye Tu Pise Wapas

Forums > Humor & Jokes > Agar Maza NA aye Tu Pise Wapas (10 messages)

DoubleA
Member

Posts: 74

Thu, Aug 28, 2008 23:03:04

Koi Na Koi Banda

Khudi ko kar kanjos itna
K har sms bhejne se pehle
Service center wale call kar k pochen
Bta aj "Tuje hoa kya hai "
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Last Night: Moon said 2 me "If ur friend is not msging u
why don't u leave ur friend."
I looked back at moon & said
"OEY KOEE BANDA GHAREEB V HUNDA A"
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DoubleA
Member

Posts: 74

Thu, Aug 28, 2008 23:01:34

hahha Salaa

,,,acha bhala
('.') friend tha
''
_/'' _

Main ne
Gardan
_/'" _ uda di,
SMS nahin karta tha
Kmena

DoubleA
Member

Posts: 74

Thu, Jul 17, 2008 08:19:42

Tusii Teey Hasuu Na!

Ae meray Rabba,
'de carry dabba'
Ae mery Moula,
'de 86 carola'
Ae meray Moula,
'sutt bumb da gola'
' Na raway Mushraf, na pavay Rola'
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Chamakte chand ko nend aane lagi,
apki hansi se dunia jagmgane lagi,
Dekh k apko har kali gungunane lagi,
ab to jhooth bolte bolte mujhe b sharam aane lagi
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,,,acha bhala
('.') friend tha
''
_/'' _

Main ne
Gardan
_/'" _ uda di,
SMS nahin karta tha
Kmena
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Yeh Sab Apnii Janiun Ke Liye Hay Just Sughal Melaa

DoubleA
Member

Posts: 74

Mon, Jun 09, 2008 11:47:38

Kabhi tu lee hogi

Kabhi tu lee hogi suraj ne chand ki,
Tabhi tu chand main daag hai,
Mumkin hai chand ne dubara nahi dee hogi,
Tabhi tu suraj main aag hai.
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DoubleA
Member

Posts: 74

Sun, May 25, 2008 05:46:43

Ek Chohey Nee.....//////

Ek choohe ne sherni ko propose kiya. sherni ne kaha abay chal tu ne apna jism, jaan, height dekhi hai

chooha bola Madam in sab ko choro mera confidence dekho
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Jab hota hai tera didar..
Dil darakta hai bar bar..
Jab hota hai tera didar..
Dil darakta hai bar bar..Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab mang lo udhar.. ;->
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DoubleA
Member

Posts: 74

Thu, May 15, 2008 03:52:36

Meri taref se apko 1 "PuPPI

Meri taref se apko 1 "PuPPI" Aapki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI" Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PuPPI" Batau bhala kiun? Aaj hi mere "DOggy" ne 10 "PuPPI" ko janam de hai!

DoubleA
Member

Posts: 74

Thu, May 15, 2008 03:48:48

Shukriya Bhai Jan

Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolo"Shukriya Bhai Jan"

DoubleA
Member

Posts: 74

Thu, May 15, 2008 03:37:17

Repeater Rekh do

Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do!

DoubleA
Member

Posts: 74

Sun, May 11, 2008 03:43:47

without tuch kiya kissss..Umaah

boy says to girl main tum ko without tuch kiya kiss karoo ga ....girl says ye to ho hi nahi sakta....boy says to lag hai 20 20 rupay ki .... girl says ok....boy kissed girl titely....girl says tum ne to mujay tuch kiya hai .....boy say ye loo 20 rupay noman

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DoubleA
Member

Posts: 74

Sun, May 04, 2008 01:20:45

Agar Maza NA aye Tu Pise Wapas

Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja.

But..

makhi nahin uri,
Sardar ne kaha,
Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diye
jain to makhi sun nahin sakti

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Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?
Girl:Nahi
Boy:Laikin Q?
Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay
Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay?
Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay
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1 makhi ganjay k sir per ja bethi,
Dosri makhi nay kaha,
“Wah kia ghar mila hai tujhey”

Pehli makhi boli:
“Kahan yaar, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai”
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Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna,
Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna
“Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain”
.
.
.
bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna
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Khofnaak andheri raat k sannatay main
ek bhoot dosray bhoot ko samjhra raha tha:
bhai ghabra mat, ye sub tere dimagh ka waham hai,
pathan wathan kuch nahin hote.
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Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Memon:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de :p

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Ek sardarni ko labour pain ho raha tha,
sardarji uneh ‘PIZZA HUT’ le ja rahe tha .
Kisi ne pucha hospital kyo nahi jate,
to sardarji bole “oye u don’t know
delivery is free in PIZZA HUT.

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Wife:
suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye
beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.

Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k paas
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Ek ladka ek ladki se ishara karke kehte hai
“jhalak dikhlaja jhalak dikhlaja”
Larki chappal nikaal k kehti hai
“ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja aaja aaaaja ………”
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1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga.
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya
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Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
“”Dard-e-Bhutto””
“”Dard-e-Bhutto””

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Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya

farishto ne pakar kar buhat mara
admi utha aur bola

“Tum logoin ki in hi harkaton ki waja say
koi banda janta main nahin aata”
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Rule of boys:
“Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata,
suraj ki kirno ko chupaya nahi jata,
kitni bhi soni ho girlfrnd apni,
dusro ki girlfrnd ko bhulaya nahi jata..
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A pathan said to his friend:
“mujhy smajh nahi aati k log
maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay?
Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai”.
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1 Ghar mein TWINS paida huwe to saas ne kaha:
mubarik ho! bhala bataao..
hamare pakistan ki halat daikh kar
bache bhi duniya mein akele ane se darte hain
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Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha.
Jana k aag 1 kutta or pche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,
Ek aadmi aakar pochta he,”Bhai yeh sab howa kaise?”
Husband: Is kutte ne kaat liya tha meri biwi ko…
Aadmi: Yeh kutta ek din k liye mujhey dedo
Husband: peeche line mein lag jao…
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A Memon on his death time.

My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, I’m here

My sons & daughters ru all here?
Yes, Papa

Memon:To phir brabar wale kamre
ka pankha Q khula hay ??? :D:D:D

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Husband:
ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain
chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti?
WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai
2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?
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Ek din Wife aur Husband mandir se
niklay to ek faqeer ne kaha:
Shehzadi 5 rupay dede, andha hon

Husband:Dedo,Tumhe Shehzadi
kaha hai to zaroor andha hi hoga
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Ek LARKI Ki DUA

Kasam Se Her Larkay Ko Bhola Dongi,
Sabhi Ki Tasveren Jala Don Gi,

Ek Tum Hi Raho Gay Is Dil Mein,
Balance Dalwa Do Tumhy Dua Doun Gi
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Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola:

“Aao kamray mein chalain”

Reema; “Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai”
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Premika premi se: main maa Bannay wali hoon.
Premi: kya baat kar rahi ho yum hosh me to ho.
Premika: haan
Premi: Magar ham nay tou kabhi kiss tuk nahin kari
Premika: haan mai tumhare daddy se shadi kar k
tumhari maan banane wali hoon..

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Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny
zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay
k baad dukan wala bola
“ap ko charti nahi hay?”
bhagwan: main bhagwan hun
Club wala: charh gaye salay ko
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Husband - tum kon hoo

Biwi - pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye

HUSBAND - nasha her gham bhola deta hai
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Mushraf ki niyat

“Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki.

6 rocket fire farz.

Wasty bUSH uncle k.

Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf”
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admi ne kaha:”tum to rat main kat’tay hona?”
Macher bola,”ghar k halat kharab hain over time ker raha hon.”
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1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai,

woh ghar ko bacha nahin saka,

guess kion?

because wo sari raat fre brigade
walon ko miss calls marta raha
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Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..

Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha
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Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein
15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?

Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao…

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